WEC: Thoughts about Jewelry — Ugly Jewelry

I was searching for something on the internet recently when I happened upon a list of "ugly" quotes. Several appealed to me and I decided to see if I could match the quote to a piece of jewelry. Make a game out of it. Turns out, I have some ugly jewelry, but the quotes don't really match. Nonetheless, this is the result: “My mirror never shows me what I want to see. I can't possibly be this fat and ugly!”- Michael R. Fletcher, from Beyond RedemptionClown pin by Lisner  “Even the most beautiful girl in the world becomes unsightly without depth...